"Bro," Tommy cut in, leaning forward with that half-grin heâd stolen from me, "after everything thatâs happened between us since we were kids until now, you think Iâd judge? You went from virgin to viral to... whatever the hell you are now. Iâm just impressed by the character development."
âThis is why Tommyâs the ride-or-die. No judgment. No lectures. Just front row tickets to my villain arc.â
"Itâs actually two interviews," Madison said, because she lives to narrate my resume. "Wellness center and escort agency. Our boyâs diversifying his portfolio."
Mia tilted her head, then quoted: "From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs."
The table went quiet.
"What?" she shrugged. "I took political theory too. Sex work is work."
"Marry her," I told Tommy instantly. "Like, skip dessert, do it right here."
"Already in the business plan," Tommy said, deadly serious. "Slide forty-seven of the relationship roadmap."
"Thereâs
more slides?
" Mia gawked.
"So many more," Tommy said, unflinching. "But dessert first. And possibly shots."
The conversation flowed from there like it always does when weâre running on adrenaline and expensive wine. Tommy talking about his upcoming demo. Mia flexing coding skills like she was auditioning for
Silicon Valley
. Madison casually plotting out her summer empire.
And me? I was clocking Lea. Queen Lea. Former valedictorian, reigning judgment dispenser. She kept sneaking glances at us, every laugh we shared carving deeper lines into her perfect little expression.
âGood. Let her look. Let her see the man-whore she labeled me turn into the man everyone wants. From insults to invitations. From shame to champagne.â
Then Madison, because sheâs chaos personified, dropped her fork and leaned in. "So, should we talk about the elephant in the room?"
"Which one?" I asked. "Pretty sure Iâve got a whole damn zoo by now."
"The fact that after this dinner," she said, voice dripping mischief, "weâre all going back to my place, and things are probably going to get interesting."
Mia nearly choked on her risotto. "Madison!"
"What? Weâre legal adults. Well... legally, at least. Apart from, of course Pete and Tommy," She smirked. "Parents are in Cabo. House is empty. Hot tub fits eight. Just saying."
"We couldnât imposeâ" Mia started.
"Please," Madison cut her off. "Peter basically has a toothbrush drawer at my place. Whatâs two more?"
Tommy looked at me like
is this actually happening?
I shrugged. With Madison, the answer was always
yes
.
âFrom PowerPoint confessions to hot tub sins with his girl. My boyâs life just went IMAX.â
Mia sipped her wine, slowly. Calculating. "I mean... I did bring a swimsuit. Just in case."
Tommy snapped his head toward her. "Just in case? You
planned
this?"
"I planned for
possibilities
," she corrected, smirking. "Your PowerPoint taught me the value of preparation."
Tommy groaned. "Iâve created a monster."
"The best kind," Mia said sweetly. Then, to Madison: "Your place it is. But fair warningâTommy gets handsy in hot tubs."
"I do not!" Tommy barked, scandalized.
"Youâre a gentleman until the jets turn on," Mia shot back. "Then suddenly itâs all octopus energy."
âTommy, the hot tub menace. This night just keeps giving.â
Madison raised her glass. "To new experiencesâand comfortable boundaries."
"And PowerPoint presentations," I added.
"And pie charts of attraction," Mia smirked.
"And friends who enable terrible decisions," Tommy finished.
Glasses clinked. Sparkling laughter. Leaâs glare sharp enough to slice glass.
âFrom wouldâve-been queen bee to spectator. From dream life to dream thief. The irony writes itself.â
"Good night?" Madsion asked.
"Getting better by the second."
"Wait until you see my presentation later," she teased. "Tommyâs not the only one with slides prepared."
âThis woman. Brilliant. Devious. My perfect co-conspirator in sin.â
"You will lead the way as I conquer the world, Torres."
"Always, Carter. Always."
But we were halfway through dessert when Madisonâs whole vibe shifted. One second she was sipping her espresso, legs crossed like she owned the damn restaurant, the next she leaned back with that lookâthe
trouble lookâthe one that meant trouble was coming and Iâd better have answers ready.
The look Iâd seen across all my women. That "Iâm about to make your life hell, smile while I do it" look.
"I happen to have something I am really not happy with, huh, hon?" she said, voice sweet as crÚme brûlée, venom tucked just beneath the sugar. To outsiders, it sounded romantic. To me, it sounded like a loaded gun with the safety off.
âShit. Checklist. Did I forget flowers? Double-book? Accidentally call her the wrong name in bed?â
She tilted her head, lashes batting like she was on a perfume ad. "Can you explain the
fuck
how you went on two dates in one week with Luna before you ever took me on one, Pete?"
âOh.
Oh.
Sheâs jealous. Great. Add "domestic landmine" to tonightâs menu.â
The whole table froze. Tommyâs fork hovered in midair like time itself paused. Miaâs mouth fell open. Even the waiter, brave soldier that he was, took one look at Madisonâs face and noped right back to the kitchen.
"Well, thatâsâ" I started.
"It
is?
" Madisonâs voice jumped an octave, sweet poison sharpening. "Yeah, Pete, explain how you skip your
Main Wife
and go gallivanting with Luna like sheâs got seniority."
Tommy choked. Mia nearly spit out her wine.
"Wait, did you just say
wife?
" I asked.
"Yes I did," Madison shot back, leaning forward, nails drumming the table like warning shots. "I am your wife, right? Or are you under some delusional impression otherwise?"
"Fuck no!" The words flew out of my mouth before my brain even submitted a vote.
And just like that, I was on my knees beside her chair. Whole restaurant staring. Phones out. Half of New York society suddenly tuned in like we were live-streaming the season finale.
"Pete..." Madison whispered, covering her mouth, eyes wide with
genuine
shock.
âOh, weâre really doing this. Weâre turning jealousy into a public engagement. Peak Carter move.â
My hand slid into my blazer pocket. Felt the small velvet box Iâd been carrying for a days with zero game plan. The original idea? Something private, something cinematic, something that screamed "romance."
What I got instead? A jealousy-driven improv proposal under Michelin star lighting.
âFuck it. Nothing about us has ever been conventional.â
I pulled out the box, let the black velvet catch the chandeliers. Madison gasped. Mia grabbed Tommyâs arm like it was a soap opera. Tommy muttered, "No way..."
"I know itâs fast, maybe reckless," I said, voice carrying because the whole damn restaurant was silent now. "But with everything weâve been throughâ"
"You met her like six days ago!" someone in the back shouted.
"Shut up, Lea," Madison snapped without looking away from me.
I grinned. "âOkay, itâs not
a lot,
but I donât need to slay dragons or cure cancer or figure out how to fold fitted sheetsâ"
"Fitted sheets are impossible!" some old guy chimed in, earning laughter.
"âto know youâre the one," I pressed on, heat building in my chest. "Youâve been my anchor, my chaos, my partner-in-crime. I donât need to survive Black Friday or suffer through your dadâs golf weekends or even master salad forks to know thisâ"
I flipped the box open.
"âyouâre it, Madison Torres. My wife. My empire. My always."
The room
exploded.
Gasps, applause, phones flashing, drunk sorority girls crying. Somewhere, Lea probably fainted into her cocktail.
And Madison? Madison had her hand over her mouth, mascara threatening to run, eyes blazing like fire and diamonds all at once.