At the entrance of an ordinary restaurant, Lin Fan parked the e-bike next to the door, intending to go inside.
A cute-looking waitress ran out, smiling, "Hey there, little brother, you canāt park here, can you move it a bit?"
The girl smiled sweetly, and her attitude was friendly, without any arrogance because Lin Fan was wearing a delivery uniform.
Lin Fan smiled and asked, "Where should I move it to?"
The waitress said, "Are you here to pick up a delivery?"
Lin Fan replied, "No, Iām here to dine."
The waitress laughed, "Then youāre a customer, go ahead and eat, Iāll park your bike for you."
Lin Fan responded with an "Oh" and handed the keys to the waitress, jokingly saying, "Be careful, miss, this is the Ferrari of e-bikes, lots of power, mind your speed."
The waitress chuckled and went to help Lin Fan move the bike.
Lin Fan walked straight into the restaurant, took out a photo of his blind date, and started looking around to match the people to the photo.
Before coming, Lin Fan had contacted the person by phone, who said theyād arrived and were waiting for him. He was in a rush and didnāt change out of his delivery uniform.
After looking around, he didnāt spot the person in the photo!
Lin Fan thought maybe the person had gone to the restroom, so he went in and planned to find an empty seat to wait.
At the nearby table, a disheveled woman, with shoes off revealing her feet, sat carelessly, without makeup, with a sallow complexion, quite plain, barely a 3 out of 10.
The woman was eating a durian pastry with terrible manners, and the durian smell made other guests wrinkle their noses in disgust.
Lin Fan was also repelled and hurried his steps, intending to distance himself from this woman.
To be honest, such a slovenly girl was rare to see.
Who knew, just as Lin Fan turned his back.
"Youāre Lin Fan, right! Iām here, where are you going?" the slovenly woman suddenly said.
Lin Fan felt his body stiffen.
Dammit!
This isnāt funny!
He took a few steps back, looked at the sloppy girl in front of him, then looked at the photo in his hand, feeling a wave of dread.
Dammit, if you donāt look closely, youād never believe they were the same person!
This is the legendary āphoto trap,ā beautiful in photos, horrible in person!
No wonder people say Photoshop is one of Asiaās four great evils. Itās too effective, completely transforming someone, like turning a sow into Diao Chan!
Blind dating truly is a pitfall.
"Cough, cough, sorry, didnāt recognize you for a moment." Lin Fan finally forced a smile and sat down across from the shabby girl.
The shabby girl glanced at Lin Fan and said, "What, surprised to see me in person? Big difference from the photo?"
Lin Fan coughed, "Cough, a bit."
Bang!
The shabby girl slapped the table, startling everyone around.
The shabby girl sneered, "Whatever quality you are, thatās the kind of attitude youāll get from me. Iām just that straightforward."
Lin Fan: "..."
Heās met a lot of women on blind dates, and encountered quite a few oddballs, but this shabby girl could be called the oddest of them all.
The shabby girl gave Lin Fan a once-over with disdain, "Aunt Li said youāre a delivery guy, and you really are. Letās cut to the chase, I require my partner to have three things: a house, a car, and savings. Do you have them?"
Lin Fan smiled, "What if I say I do?"
The shabby girl scornfully replied, "I know what you want to say. You have an apartment, renting from Aunt Li; a car, an e-bike; savings, on loan. Please, such a clichƩ, not funny at all!"
Lin Fan: "..."
The shabby girl continued, "Iāve seen many poor guys like you, full of poverty, yet still aiming too high. Donāt you ever ask yourself if you match up? If you canāt satisfy my three requirements, thereās no need for us to talk. Just wisely walk away. Oh, and pay for the meal before you go."
Lin Fan said, "I havenāt eaten anything?"
The shabby girl widened her eyes, raising her voice on purpose, "Iām a female, and youāre asking me to pay on a date? Are you even a man, have some decency?"
Everyone around looked over.
The guys cast sympathetic glances, feeling sorry for the dude, having to deal with such an extreme woman on a blind date.
Although Lin Fan was somewhat speechless from dealing with the extreme nature of the girl, he remained calm inside.
He had come to understand that this extreme woman was deliberately unkempt, showing disdain for his job as a delivery guy, wanting to irk him into leaving.
Such a girl, obviously herself a low-life, but feeling noble, despising poor men.
The worst part is, if she didnāt like it from the start, she could just not come. But she not only came, disgusts you, and also wants a free meal!
Isnāt this clearly deceitful behavior!
What normal man could put up with such a woman? An honest man would quickly leave some money for the meal and eagerly distance himself from such a woman.
Lin Fan chuckled softly, "Iāll be honest then, I do have a house, and I bought it, not rented."
As he spoke, Lin Fan placed his hand on the table, accidentally revealing his Rolex on his wrist.
The shabby girl sneered, "You have a house, who are you fooling..."
Before finishing her sentence, the shabby girl suddenly noticed Lin Fanās Rolex, her expression changed abruptly, choking on her words.
Dammit!
A Rolex!
Lin Fan was actually wearing a Rolex worth tens of thousands!
No way, how could a delivery guy have such an expensive watch, unless heās pretending to be a delivery guy and is actually wealthy?
The shabby girl became uncertain and couldnāt help but ask, "Is your watch real?"
Lin Fan replied, "Of course, itās real, why?"
The shabby girl felt internally shaken, "So you really have a house too?"
Lin Fan nodded, "Yes, I not only have a house but also a car."
At this time, the waitress Lin Fan encountered earlier walked over with a bunch of keys, handed them to Lin Fan, and smiled, "Here you go, little brother, your Ferrari is parked."
"Alright, thank you," Lin Fan said.
The waitress put down the keys and walked away.
The waitress was kind and cheerful, so they quickly became familiar. Lin Fan had joked earlier that his e-bike was the āFerrari of e-bikesā, and the waitress played along with the joke.
Her comment was innocent, but the shabby girl heard it, and it struck a chord.
Upon hearing the word āFerrari,ā the shabby girl suddenly sat up straight.
She took the joke between Lin Fan and the waitress seriously, truly believing Lin Fan owned a Ferrari.
If Lin Fan had a Ferrari, then his watch must be real, and owning a house was likely as well.
Oh my, Lin Fan actually is a rich man!
The shabby girl hurriedly pulled her exposed feet back into her shoes and tidied her messy hair.
"Lin Fan, no, brother, why are you dressing as a delivery guy if youāre so rich? Youāre too funny."
The shabby girl laughed to herself.