"The hottest topic lately would probably be that mysterious golden-haired beauty who vanished that day."
Celicia spoke casually, her gaze drifting toward Muenâs faceâwhich had gone stiff for a moment.
"Hm? You donât look so good. Are you feeling unwell?"
"N... No, Iâm fine."
Muen snapped back to his senses and forced a smile.
"Didnât I just say it? Iâm in perfect shape. Eating well, sleeping well."
"You should still be more mindful of your body."
Celicia flicked the toothpick in her hand straight into the trash can and continued.
"Back to what I was sayingâthough I never saw that so-called golden-haired beauty in person, from what Veil and the others described, she was an absolute bombshell. The kind thatâd stop traffic just walking through the Academy."
"Was... was she really that over-the-top?"
Muen wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Could she really be prettier than you, Celicia?"
"I wouldnât say Iâm particularly beautiful."
Celicia gave her silver hair a casual flip. Under the sunlight filtering in through the window, it glowed with a faint, hazy brilliance, making her features appear all the more stunning.
"Maybe the situation at the time amplified the desire to protect her, but if even a girl like Veil said that, then thereâs no way her beauty was fake. According to Veil, if she hadnât been taken hostage, the students wouldnât have pulled themselves together so quickly after the sudden chaos."
"Haha, I see. Sounds like that beauty actually helped out quite a bit."
"She did. But exactly because she stood out so much at the time, once the students who were so fixated on her realized she was nowhere to be found, it caused quite a stir."
Celicia added matter-of-factly:
"They say the Academic Office was nearly stormed the next day."
"A-And then? Did they find her?"
"Of course not. The staff combed through every student record in the Academy and couldnât find anyone by that description."
"Oh, really?"
Muen widened his eyes, then clenched his fist and declared with conviction:
"Then it has to be the enemyâs scheme! Those bastards from the Love Cult definitely made up some beautiful hostage to stir up outrage among the studentsâso they could harvest magic energy from their attacks!"
He couldnât help bursting out in righteous anger.
"Those bastards are despicable! Exploiting peopleâs sense of justice and compassion like that! If Iâd been there, I wouldâve smashed all their stupid heads in!"
"Hmm, well... the professors gave a similar explanation afterward."
Celicia nodded in agreementâthough she quietly skipped over Muenâs over-the-top threats.
"The professors really said that?"
Muen let out a sigh of relief.
If even the professors were saying that, then no matter how hormonal the students mightâve been, chances were they wouldnât dig into it much further.
The storm would soon pass.
Of course, Muen wasnât actually afraid of them investigating. A person who didnât exist couldnât be found no matter how deep they dug.
What he really feared... was if one or two of them, out of boredom or uncanny cleverness, started connecting the dotsâlike how that womanâs face, while feminized, still resembled his by a solid thirty to forty percent.
So Muen could only pray that the matter would die down as soon as possible.
"Still... I do have one question."
"Mm? What kind of question?"
Feeling that things might not be as bad as he feared, Muenâs mood suddenly lifted.
"I might be able to help you think it through."
"Itâs nothing major, but if youâre willing to help, thatâs even better."
Celicia rested her elbow on her pale thigh, fingers interlaced under her chin. She leaned forward slightly, her cold gaze locking onto Muenâs as she asked, word for word:
"Back then... why did those cultists deliberately single you outâMuen Campbellâusing that golden-haired beauty?"
"......"
Her voice was calm, utterly devoid of emotionâbut the moment the question landed, Muenâs smile froze again.
Celicia didnât seem to notice his change in expression and pressed on:
"Could it be that, in the eyes of those cultists, that golden-haired beauty was someone important to you? Someone youâd step forward for, even at great risk?"
"......"
"Whatâs the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
Her tone remained expressionless, but her gaze carried subtle meaning.
"Didnât you just say youâd help me think it through?"
"Well... m-maybe..."
Muen gave a strained laugh, trying to dodge her piercing stare while desperately scraping his brain for an excuse.
But he knewâsomething like "sheâs my cousin" wouldnât fly with Celicia.
If she really wanted to dig, she could trace his family tree back eighteen generations.
And with her level of perception, too many lies would definitely expose inconsistencies.
So at times like this, the only option was to play dumb!
"I-I have no idea either. Maybe the cultists just thought I was a really kind person whoâd fall for any random pretty face they made up."
Muen attempted to explain:
"Whether she was real or fake, that golden-haired beauty has nothing to do with me!"
"But then why did they call out your name specifically? As if they knew you well. Did you ever do something to provoke the True Love Cult?"
Celicia closed in step by step.
"N-No! Absolutely not! They picked me because... because..."
Sweat broke out on Muenâs foreheadâuntil suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit him. He declared with solemnity:
"They mustâve been after my devastating good looks!"
"Good looks?"
Celicia raised an eyebrow. "Explain."
"That Love Cult is basically a male love cult, right? And Iâm... arguably one of the most handsome men in the Academy. Isnât it only natural theyâd set their sights on me?"
In order to avoid being seen as some degenerate crossdresser in front of Celicia, Muen decided to sacrifice a bit of his pride elsewhere.
"They âset their sightsâ on you?"
Celicia studied him carefully for a few secondsâlong enough to make Muenâs scalp tingleâbefore she reluctantly nodded.
"Maybe. In terms of looks, youâre not bad. Itâs not impossible theyâd take a liking to someone like you."
"Right?"
"But..."
Celicia touched her chin thoughtfully.
"In that case, youâd better be careful."
"Careful?"
Muen blinked in confusion. "Careful of what?"
Surely there arenât still guys in this school lusting after my body, right?
"Well, I donât know much about that âsemeâ or âukeâ stuff, but Veil once mentioned something to me."
Celicia said it with a straight face:
"âIn a lot of stories like this, a personâs preferences start changing after being lusted after, then subjected to... relentless pursuit. So if you end up liking men too, then I think..."
She paused.
"The Duke of Campbell will be heartbroken."
"...No way! Iâve always liked women!"
Muen froze for a moment, then practically burst into tears.
"Donât confuse fiction with reality! And maybe you should fire Veil already! Her bizarre ideas are starting to influence you!"
"Really?"
"Very much so!"
"Heh..."
Just as Muen was stewing in embarrassment, he caught a rare sightâCeliciaâs lips curling ever so slightly.
Like melting snow giving way to a spring tide, even the radiant midday sunlight seemed to pale in comparison to that faint smile.
"Feeling a bit better?"
"Huh?"
"You were rolling around on the bed just now. I figured youâve had no one to talk to these past few days, and it was starting to get to you. So..."
Celicia tilted her head, choosing her words carefully.
"I thought Iâd cheer you up. With a joke."
"A... joke?"
Muen blinked in surprise.
Celicia... tells jokes?
And the reason... was to help him shake off the gloom of being stuck in the infirmary all this time?
How unexpected.
But a warmth quietly bloomed in Muenâs chest.
"Thanks, Celicia."
He said earnestly.
"I do feel a lot better now."
"Thatâs good."
"But can we change the subject?"
Muen couldnât help but flash a pained smile.
"That kind of joke is bad for the heart."
The way Celicia had looked just nowâso seriousâit almost made him think sheâd found him out.
But in hindsight, she hadnât really been that serious. She always just... looked like that.
Still.
Precisely because she was always so frozen over, even the slightest thaw felt deeply moving.
It made people want to get closer. To wonderâafter trudging through endless snow and iceâwhat kind of blazing warmth might lie buried at her core.
"I guess Iâm not great at telling jokes. But since you asked, Iâll switch topics."
She straightened up, pale legs gracefully crossed in a new direction.
That faint smile still lingered on her lips, making Muen wonder just what new subject sheâd bring up this time, now that she was in such a gentle mood.
"Soâ"
Celiciaâs smile vanished. She asked seriously:
"Why were you completely naked back then?"
"......"
...
...
"Itâs getting late, so Iâll be going."
Glancing at the clock on the wall, Celicia stood up to leave.
If she didnât head back now, Veilâstill buried in paperwork on her behalfâmight actually cry.
"Take... take care."
And Muen, at this point, didnât even have the strength to get up and see her off. Theyâd only chatted for a bit, yet he already felt like a salted fish collapsing in bed.
"Oh right, someone asked me to pass along a message."
"Hmm?"
The salted fish turned his dead-fish eyes toward her.
"Who?"
"Classmate Rayne."
"Rayne?!"
Muen jolted upright.
"Heâs okay?"
"Heâs fine. But because he was in close contact with the cultists, he has to take a temporary leave for a full physical and mental evaluation, plus a monitoring period," Celicia explained.
"Thatâs a relief."
Muen exhaled.
For someone like Rayneâwho came dangerously close to corruptionâthat was probably the best possible outcome.
"So what did he want to say?"
"He saidâ"
Celicia paused to recall, then repeated Rayneâs words exactly, one by one:
âI saw everything, Muen. You were really cool.â
"He really said that?"
Celicia couldnât mimic Rayneâs tone, but just from those simple words, Muen could feel the earnest emotion behind themâthe heartfelt admiration of that honest, hulking classmate.
And so Muen smiled, genuinely happy for him.
"Thatâs good. When he comes back to school, maybe we can become real friends."
"......"
Having delivered the message, Celicia turned to goâbut as she glanced back at the smiling Muen, she couldnât help but recall Rayneâs blushing, bear-like face when heâd asked her to say it.
Somehow, she felt...
"Muen Campbell."
"Hm?"
"I donât have the right to dictate who you like or who likes you, butâ"
Celicia turned around, her tone serious as she gave a final warning.
"The Duke of Campbell really would be heartbroken."
Muen: ???
...
...
"Haah... Iâm exhausted."
After Celicia left, Muen slumped into the bed completely.
He felt like his soul had been drained.
"But... I didnât hate it."
Staring up at the pristine white ceiling, Muen couldnât help but smile faintly.
After all, heâd gotten to see a slightly different side of Celicia.
"Iâll just nap for a bit."
He closed his eyes to rest and recharge.
Because once he was discharged tomorrow... he probably wouldnât get to enjoy this kind of peace again.
"Oh my, did I come at the wrong time?"
Just as he closed his eyes, a familiar voice rang out.
A fragrant scent tickled his nose, sending his imagination spinning.
"Senior Anna?"
He opened his eyesâand sure enough, there was that familiar, sultry figure outlined perfectly by her form-fitting uniform.
"Did I wake you, junior?"
"No, I just lay down."
Muen blinked, surprised.
"But Senior... donât you usually have class in the morning? Or work in the library? What brings you here?"
"No classes today. The libraryâs closed for now."
Anna walked into the room, carrying a bag of fruit. She smiled at Muen, her eyes gently curved, the tear mole at the corner of her eye adding a touch of alluring charm.
âToday just so happens to be the day visitors are allowed, so I rushed right over to see you, junior. But...â
She glanced at the apples already neatly placed beside Muenâs bed and raised her eyebrows in mild surprise.
âEven though I came as soon as I got the news, someone still beat me here. Youâre more popular than I thought, junior.â
âThat was Celicia.â
Muen didnât hide it. âShe just got the news early and came by in her capacity as Student Council President.â
âI see...â
Anna set down the bag of fruit and smiled again.
âThen, would junior like an apple?â
âNo need, I just hadââ
Muen reflexively began to decline. But just then, he caught Annaâs glanceâsubtle but unmistakableâtoward the trash bin.
Danger!
That one word flashed across his mind like a red warning sign.
Canât answer like that!
Realizing instantly, Muen switched gears:
âYes, of course I want one. I love apples!â
âFufufu~ I didnât know you liked apples that much, junior.â
Anna sat in the still-warm chair Celicia had just left, her smile bright.
âBut since you asked, Iâll gladly oblige.â
She began peeling the apple.
Her technique wasnât as refined as Celiciaâs sword-like precision, but Anna was meticulous. The peel came off thin as paper, nearly translucent under the light.
It was as if she refused to waste even a single sliver of fruit.
âHere you go, junior.â
She handed over the whole appleâuncut, unshared.
âEh? Youâre not having any?â
âIâm not hungry.â
âBut itâs just fruit... it wonât fill you up...â
âMuen~â
Anna gave him a playful glare and pouted:
âYou canât just waste a girlâs heartfelt effort like that, you know.â
â......â
Muen looked at the apple in his handâthe biggest, roundest one, obviously chosen with care.
He couldnât help twitching at the corner of his mouth.
He had a strong feeling this wasnât just about âheartfelt effort.â
With no other option, he began eating the whole apple.
Meanwhile, Anna rested her cheek in her hand and simply watched him in silence.
After a while, Muen started to feel uneasy and asked:
âSenior, is there something on my face?â
âNope.â
âThen... what are you looking at?â
âIâm looking at a pervert.â
â...Huh? A what?â
Muen froze.
âIsnât junior a pervert?â
Anna giggled behind her hand.
âStripping completely naked in front of the whole school? Even I have to respect that level of perversion.â
âI wasnât! Thatâs only because youââ
âBecause of me?â
Anna raised an eyebrow, amused.
âJunior, thatâs a bit irresponsible, donât you think? I might have told you to take off your clothes, but that was because of the potion, remember?â
She tapped her pale chin thoughtfully.
âI never told you to streak naked in front of every student.â
â......â
No rebuttal possible.
Muen drooped his head and â NĐŸvĐ”lÎčght â (Read the full story) gnawed at the apple in shame.
Looks like the âpervertâ label wasnât coming off anytime soon.
âBut... you were really cool.â
â...Huh?â
Muen looked up, startledâonly to see Anna watching him with quiet sincerity.
âTo jump straight into that monster without hesitation... that was really cool, junior.â
âI-It wasnât anything.â
Muen scratched his head, flustered.
âTo others, I probably just looked like some lunatic pervert.â
âThatâs not necessarily true.â
Anna suddenly pulled out a folded newspaper and laid it in front of him.
âWhatâs this...?â
Muen leaned over to look.
The photo showed a man with dazzling blond hair and a tight, muscular frameâthe type girls would swoon over.
...If he had clothes on.
âThe News Club?â
Seeing the paper, Muenâs expression darkened.
âTheyâre at it again?â
âFufufu, donât be mad, junior. This time they actually reported things pretty truthfully. Even the Student Council canât fault them.â
Anna pointed at the photo. Every sensitive area was carefully pixelated, especially the very prominent black blur at his crotch.
Even though anyone could tell at a glance that it was that blond from the Academy, there was technically nothing inappropriate about the image.
Even the headline was relatively tame by their standards:
âNaked Man Leaps from Rooftop at MidnightâThe Truth Behind the Incident Is...â
âYeah, not misleading at all, right?
Muen raged silently.
But as he kept reading, he suddenly paused.
Compared to their usual clickbait, the article itself was surprisingly serious.
In fact, more than half of it was a genuine, positive portrayal of him.
Granted, it repeatedly referred to Muen as a âsuspected exhibitionistâ and hinted at his ambiguous ties to the Love Cult.
But still, most of the column praised his braveryâhow he leapt into danger alone when everyone else hesitated.
At the end, it quoted a well-known Student Council secretary:
âI honestly canât stand Muen Campbell, but I have to admitâwhen he jumped from the rooftop, he looked seriously, seriously cool.
âAlso, based on my years of reading CEO Evil God Fell in Love With Me, Iâm sure something spicy happened between Muen Campbell and that Rayne guy during their Naked Battle. If thereâs a sequel, please DM me, thanksââ
â......â
Muen folded the paper, doing his best to pretend that last part didnât exist.
Then he reopened it, reading the body of the article again and again.
His eyes lingered on the words âbraveryâ and âcoolâ, and he stared in silence.
âAfter this incidentâand with the News Clubâs earlier clarificationsâyour image among the girls has improved a lot, junior.â
âIâm still a pervert though.â
âThatâs different, junior.â
âHuh?â
Muen looked up, surprisedâonly to see Annaâs smile and mischief vanish completely.
She gazed at him seriously, her expression lit with a soft halo of light.
âWhen someone sees a radiant, shining part of you, all the little flaws tend to fade into the background.
So in that moment, I think most people werenât even thinking about your lack of clothes.
They were just amazed at your fearless leap into dangerâand how incredibly cool you looked.â
â...Feels like Iâm some kind of celebrity,â Muen muttered under his breath.
âBecause you are.â
Anna suddenly grinned wickedly.
âYouâre already the Academyâs top star. So, about that debut I mentioned beforeâready to reconsider? You donât have to be a girl idol, a boy idol works too. I even came up with the nameââ
âDonât even think about it! Iâm never becoming an idol, not even if I die!â
âFufufu~ Junior, youâre so cute when you react like that.â
Laughing, Anna took advantage of his flustered state to ruffle his golden hair into a total birdâs nest.
âSoââ
âStop putting yourself down all the time, junior.â
âYouâve worked really hard. And all that effort... itâs paying off.â
âYouâre already an outstanding junior, you know?â
âSenior...â
Muen sat there stunned, not resisting as she tousled his hair.
Looking at Annaâbathed in soft, sacred lightâhis nose suddenly stung.
âOh my, oh my~ Are you tearing up, junior?â
âGot sand in my eyes.â
âItâs okay to cry. Seniorâs arms are warmâyou can borrow them if you like.â
âI said itâs just sand!â
Muen turned away sharply, hiding his face.
Anna just smiled and let it go.
Once heâd calmed down, she pulled something from her bag.
âThis is...â
Muen blinked at the book she placed before himâa magic theory fundamentals text.
âI figured...â
Anna tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear and said softly:
âWith your personality, youâve probably been itching to study these past few days, havenât you?â
âSo I brought the materials.â
She tilted her head slightly, voice light.
âWanna start class, junior?â
â...Yes!â
A sudden breeze blew through the room, pulling the pale curtains open.
Sunlight flooded in, breaking into shimmering motes of light.
Like ripples across the sea at noon.
The whole world turned hazyâexcept for the girl opening the book before him.
In that moment, Muen thoughtâ
Learning a year and a monthâs worth of material in just one month...
Might not be so impossible after all.
Because the one teaching himâ
Was Senior Anna.