âDonât move.â
In the darkness, Muen felt a soft, fragrant body pressed against him.
Through the thin fabric of their clothes, he could feel warmth and a divine softness. Two overwhelming, full mounds surged toward him like tidal waves, engulfing him and making it hard to breathe.
A faint, familiar scent drifted into his noseâhe couldnât place it right away, but it stirred something in him. Two slender hands pressed firmly against his head, hiding him beneath a voluminous black cloak.
With this kind of close contact, Muen didnât know where to put his hands. On reflex, he braced himself beneath himâand then felt something smooth against his palm, a silky texture like melting chocolate.
He couldnât see, but just from the sensation... This was definitely black stockings!
He didnât know who this person was, but if she was wearing black stockings... she was probably a good person?
Muen relaxed his guard just a little, resisting the urge to draw his blades. He curled up slightly, adjusting his body so the cramped space would feel a bit less unbearable for the two of them.
The monsterâs footsteps were drawing closer.
âSo bad to eat...â
âSo bad to eat...â
âSo bad to eat...â
Closer and closer.
Muen could feel the ground trembling ever so slightly with each step it took.
âHuh?â
The monster stopped.
It stood at the mouth of the alley, glancing around.
âWeird, weird, weird, weird...â
As if it had lost its target, the monster began to pace restlessly at the entrance.
âNot tasty not tasty not tasty not tasty...â
Even though he couldnât see, Muenâs heart was pounding like mad.
If the monster couldnât pinpoint their location but happened to wander down this alleyâtheyâd be face-to-face.
Which meant...
One in three.
âLittle rooster, whichever way I point, thatâs the one. This way... tasty.â
In the end, it seemed Heaven finally smiled on Muen. The monster picked the opposite path and ambled off with its unsteady gait.
It vanished into the darkness.
Once he was sure the monster had truly left, Muen suddenly lifted his head from the surging waves and gulped down fresh air.
It had felt amazing, sureâbut if that monster had lingered any longer, he mightâve literally died by chest suffocation.
âTh...thank you.â
Gasping for breath, Muen sincerely expressed his gratitude.
No matter how you looked at it, for a girl to «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» go that far just to save himâthat was a colossal act of kindness.
âNo need to thank me.â
Even the oversized cloak couldnât hide her voluptuous figure. She tugged the slightly disheveled robe back into place and spoke casually.
She didnât seem to care much at all.
But Muen froze when he heard that voice.
Even though it had clearly been altered, he recognized it.
He snapped his head up, and sure enoughâthat familiar cloaked figure came into view.
âYou damned con artistâit was you?!â
The shame of being tricked again and again surged up in his memory, leaving him briefly stunned. Then he growled in a low voice, equal parts angry and humiliated:
âYouâve got some nerve showing your face in front of me!â
âCon artist?â
The cloaked figure seemed briefly stunned by Muenâs outburst. From beneath the hood, sharp eyes studied him carefullyâlike sheâd just remembered something.
And then her gaze turned meaningful.
âOh my. So that person... was you.â
âY-yeah, thatâs right! It was me!â
It was only now that Muen realized he wasnât currently in disguise. But he immediately straightened his spine.
With a con artist like this, he couldnât afford to show weakness. He had to act decisivelyâcut things off at the root before she could take control again!
âYou crooked merchant. Since youâre here, how about we settle this account once and for all?â
âOh my. What account would that be?â
âDonât play dumb.â
Muen let out a sharp, incredulous laugh. âYou tricked me over and over, played me for a fool. If we donât settle this right now, donât even think about leaving!â
âOh? You mean you want to... settle every single account with me?â
âThatâs right!â
âWell then...â
The shopkeeper leaned in and said softly, âI saved you. How are you planning to settle that account?â
â......â
Muenâs expression immediately stiffened.
Right. She did save him.
How had he already forgotten that?
If they were going to settle accounts, then that one...
âAnd just now, you touched me too, didnât you...â
The shopkeeper leaned even closer. Even though she hadnât released a trace of magic or aura, Muen felt an overwhelming pressure.
It was like a tiny white rabbit curled up on a desolate islandâwhile an enormous tsunami came crashing in from all directions.
âT-that was you initiating it, wasnât it?â
âOh my? So when you secretly touched my thigh, that was me initiating it too?â
âThat was an accident! An accident! I had nowhere to put my hands!â
âBoo hoo... youâve already touched my whole body. Now Iâll never be able to get married... what am I supposed to do...â
The shopkeeper closed in step by step, and Muen backed away step by step.
Untilâhe had nowhere left to retreat. He could feel the wall pressing into his back.
The shopkeeper loomed over him. One hand braced against the wall behind Muenâlike some delinquent teasing a helpless maiden.
âCome on now. If weâre really going to settle accounts... how do you plan to pay for those two?â
âI-I have money. I can give you money. Just name a price.â
Muen trembled all over. After thinking for a long moment, money was the only thing he had to offer.
âMoney isnât everything, you know. Though I have been pretty broke lately... still, I donât want your money.â
âT-then what do you want?â
Muenâs eyes widened in fear. He could tell her gaze was flicking up and down his body, like a big bad wolf drooling over a helpless bunny.
Sheâs not... craving my body, is she?
What if she demands I pay with flesh?
Am I, Muen Campbell, really about to sell off my pure body today?
That kind of thing would be...
âWh-what do you want, exactly?â
âWhat I want...â
The shopkeeper lowered her head, and that familiar fragrance once again engulfed Muen. More than thatâdue to the angle, he happened to glimpse the lower half of her face peeking out from the hood.
Glossy lips. A curved smile.
That wicked little smile.
Muen knew that smile all too well.
â...Senior?â
In that instant, without thinking, the words flowed from his lips like a mountain spring.
The air went quiet for a second.
âOh my, Iâve been found out already? And here I was hoping to tease my junior a bit longer.â
With a regretful sigh, the shopkeeper straightened and pulled back her hood.
Even in the dim light, Muen could clearly make out that familiar, beautiful face.
Her hair, usually tied back, now hung loose behind her. Her crystal-clear eyes curved like crescent moons, more stunning than the moon above.
A single beauty mark at the corner of her eye gave her a seductive charmâbut not in a vulgar way. It made her irresistibly captivating.
That wicked smile at the corners of her lips was like the smirk of a devil who could steal your soul.
âWe meet again, junior. Have you been well?â