A remote street.
Beneath the silent eaves.
Watching the beauty in front of him deftly opening the lock, seemingly without the slightest guard against anyone behind herâMuenâs heart suddenly began to beat faster.
âT-this... this isnât really good, is it?â
âHm?â
Celicia turned back, giving Muen a questioning look. âWhat isnât good?â
âIsnât this a little too fast?â
Muen spoke awkwardly, shifting uneasily. âI mean, not that Iâd mind, but isnât this all happening a bit too suddenly? I think maybe we should deepen our understanding of each other first...â
âPresidentâs back!â
Suddenly, a sweet, lively voice cut him off. A little head poked out from behind the opened door. âYouâre back so lateâany later and I wouldâve started worrying... Eh? Thereâs someone else?â
As she spoke, that vaguely familiar face turned its gaze toward him.
The girl froze.
Muen also froze.
A two-for-one deal?
So open-minded already?
Noâthat was the Student Council secretary, Veil, that little tail who always followed Celicia around.
Muen came to his senses.
âMuen Campbell!â
Veil quickly recognized him too, and whatever thought crossed her mind instantly made her little face flush scarlet. With a sudden pfft, two streams of nosebleed sprayed out.
âY-you perverted scumbag, what are you doing here? Donât tell me youâre stalking our President?â
âHah?â
What the hell?
Scumbag, sure, he could own «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» that. But yelling insults while spraying nosebleedâthat was some new kind of hobby!
âEnough. Heâs a guest.â
Celicia flicked a sharp knuckle onto Veilâs forehead. âI told you to stop reading those weird books. Go prepare some hot water.â
âOw.â
Veil wiped her nosebleed, clutching her forehead and pouting, still glaring at Muen hatefully.
But as she turned toward the doorway, an open booklet suddenly slipped out from under her skirt.
Muen glanced down instinctively.
On the finely illustrated pages were two men entangled in indescribable poses.
Aside from the bald, muscular brute, the otherâhalf-clothed, blushing, golden-haired, handsome young nobleâlooked uncannily familiar.
Damn it, wasnât that him?
A fanbook?
And of the boyâs love sort?!
âYouââ
Muenâs eyes went wide with horror as he looked at Veil.
âThatâs not meâyou saw wrong!â
Steam erupted from Veilâs head as she snatched up the booklet and bolted inside.
For a long moment, Muen turned slowly toward Celicia, lips twitching.
âYour secretary... has some pretty dangerous hobbies.â
â...She only started that recently. She used to just read proper novels.â
Celiciaâs expression showed a trace of helplessness, clearly troubled by this strange habit Veil had picked up from who-knows-where.
But then her eyes sharpened, glancing back at Muen.
âBy the way, what was that you said just now about being too fast, about needing to deepen understanding?â
â...â
Muenâs face stiffened. He forced a laugh.
âI said your sword was too fast. I should work on deepening my understanding of your strength.â
âGood.â
Leaving him with one last frosty look, Celicia turned and entered the doorway.
Muen sighed with what seemed like regret, then followed her inside.
...
Upon entering, he found an entirely ordinary-looking courtyard.
The layout within was even plainer, not at all resembling the residence of a princess.
Yet Muen could faintly sense magical currents in the airâit seemed there were no weak formations set here.
Still, plain as it was, the living amenities were all in place.
After assigning Muen a room, Veil brought him to a bathing chamber.
Unlike the simplicity of the rest of the residence, this room was lavish: costly woods and polished stone laid out a great bath like a private hot spring, steaming water laced with fragrant petals.
âWash.â
Veil turned her neck away, voice frosty.
Muen studied her for a moment, then asked cautiously:
âMiss Veil.â
âWhat is it?â
âYouâre not going to secretly peek at me bathing, are you?â
âW-what?!â
Veil flushed crimson, furious, stomping her foot.
âMuen Campbell, whatâs that supposed to mean? How could I ever watch you bathe? Just the thought of seeing you stark naked would give the President a sty!â
âIs that so...â
Muen lowered his head.
But as Veil stomped again, another booklet slipped from her clothes onto the ground.
This time, the golden-haired bashful youth on the page was entangled with a man built like a bear.
Unbelievable.
Not even repeating partners!
âA-anyway, the one who should be careful is you. If you try anything perverted, I wonât forgive you!â
Veil shoved the booklet back into her arms, face blazing red, and fled at full speed.
After she left, Muen shut the door carefully, double-checked for any magic or devices that could be spying, then finally relaxed. He stripped off his clothes and sank into the hot water.
âHa... comfortable.â
A groan of relief escaped his lips.
Come to think of it, it had been a long time since heâd truly rested.
Heâd been through too much lately. Especially these last two daysâwhether fighting Evil Gods or tangled with those two little demons, every bit of it had been enough to hollow him out completely.
If not for this body having endured unimaginable training and the Withering Kingâs flame reinforcing it, he might already have collapsed.
Now, sinking into this comfortable, clearly medicinal bath, the exhaustion finally came pouring in.
Muen leaned back, drifting into sleep.
...
Celiciaâs room still burned with lamplight.
She was going over documents.
Sensing the quiet movements of the girl entering, she didnât look up, only asked:
âHow is he?â
âNothing much.â
Veil helped organize the papers, pouting.
âHe just looked tired. Fell asleep soaking in the water. Honestly, President, giving him such precious medicine for a bathâit feels like a waste.â
âThose medicines are for external use. Youâd have him eat them instead?â
Celicia spoke casually.
âAnd after what heâs done before, heâs earned the right to use them... Wait.â
Celiciaâs brows knit suddenly as she lifted her head toward Veil.
âHeâs in the bath. How do you know he fell asleep?â
âUh...â
Veilâs face went stiff, her chubby cheeks shrinking instantly.
âI... I guessed!â
âDid you.â
âO-of course! How could I possibly use special methods just to peep on that perverted scumbag bathing? Impossible. Absolutely impossible!â
â...Veil.â
âYes?â
âThrow away those ridiculous booklets of yours.â
â...Oh.â
Veilâs eyes welled with tears, as though the sky had fallen.
All because of that damned Muen Campbellâhis arrival never meant anything good.
Those booklets had cost her dearly. They were rare, gilded collectorâs editions, circulating only among certain little cliques at the Academy!
It hurt so much, wuwuwu...
But after a while, Veil tugged at her fingers, whispering:
âPresident.â
âWhat is it.â
âIf I throw them away... can I draw my own?â
â...â