âWhat the hell?â
Staring in the direction where the old man had really scuttled off, Ariel was utterly confused.
Her cheap dear elder brother had sent his trusted butler hereâreally just to find her and confirm she was safe?
That guy whoâd been beaten by her so badly last time he couldnât get out of bed for half a month and even lost the position of heirâwas he really that kind?
âAnd what did that line even mean?â
They hoped she and Liya would always maintain a deep friendship?
Friendship?
Only friendship?
Were they cursing her?
âPah, pah, pahâfigures theyâre up to no good. Friendship? Iâm the woman whoâs going to win Liyaâs love!â
After reaffirming her grand ambition, Ariel couldnât help but tip her head back again in the deep night and gaze toward the sky.
With no branches or leaves to block the view, the vast sky filled her eyes; the stars glittered, brilliant and bewitching.
Liya... could she be looking at this same stretch of sky right now?
âSigh, I really want to know how Liya is doing.â
Liya had gone to the Holy Cityâsurely to attend that important Lustration Rite.
But she herself had been delayed in the ruins for a whole month. Without her help, Liyaâaloneâhad to endure that cruel rite and trial...
Ariel bit her lip, a little guilty.
Right now Liya must really need comfortâsomeone who could let her open her heart, someone warm by her side to give her support.
Except...
If she set out for the Holy City now, even with the fastest carriage, it would take at least three days to see her...
Three daysâlong and not long, but to Liya, who had waited a full month already, it would be even harder to bear.
She must be so worried about me...
Huh, wait.
A spark flashed through Arielâs mind.
Even if she needed at least three days to see Liya in person, just talking to her, finding out her situation, telling her that not only was she safe now but also much, much stronger, and giving her warm comfort... that she could do right now!
Arielâs eyes lit up, and â NĐŸvĐ”lđght â (Exclusive on NĐŸvĐ”lđght) she immediately pulled out that... sound-transmission stone!
Before, she couldnât use it because Liyaâs stone had been lost during the spatial transfer, and then Ariel herself had entered the ruins.
But it had been a month nowâLiya must have bought a new sound-transmission stone, so they could absolutely communicate directly!
âItâs just that the stoneâs range depends on quality... Liyaâs old one couldnât receive over this distance... Sigh, letâs hope the new oneâs better.â
With a flutter of nerves, Ariel dialed that familiar frequency.
...
...
Knock, knock, knock.
The door was rapped.
âHello, Your Holiness Saintess. Your loyal believer has come to pay respects.â
âEh? So late, and I didnât know any believer would come...â
Liya opened the door in confusionâand saw...
Muen outside, voice lowered, wearing a wicked grin.
âYou...â
Liyaâs eyes went wide in shock. She hurriedly dragged Muen into the room, glanced warily left and right outside, then closed the door.
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âRelax, Iâm no outsider now.â
Muen cheerfully took out a badge and waved it before Liya.
âIâm a registered Honorary Cathedral Knight of the Church. From now on, weâre family.â
âHonorary Cathedral Knight?â
Liya blinked her watery eyes, scanning the badge again and again. After confirming the Churchâs seal was indeed on it, she chirped with delight:
âThis was issued to you by His Holiness the Popeâso that means...â
âHmph, didnât I say? Weâre family now.â
Muen slipped an arm around Liyaâs slender waist and lowered his head to nip her sweet cherry lips.
âW-whoâs family with you...â
Liya scolded shyly. âWhat happenedâhurry up and confess honestly.â
So Muen nibbled her slightly flushed little ear and told her everything about his conversation with the Pope.
Of course, he didnât mention his suspicions about the Goddess. After all, the Goddess was Liyaâs faith; voicing doubts would only make her unhappy.
âBad man...â
After she listened, Liya tapped Muenâs chest with her soft palm and pouted:
âHappy now? Having a Saintess as your underground loverâunprecedented treatment, huh? Makes it convenient for you to flirt with other girls too.â
âHow could I?â
Muen gazed tenderly at Liyaâs lovely eyes, lovely nose, lovely lips, and lovely face, pulling her tighter into his arms.
âRight now I canât wait to show you off to the whole world. My little Liya, youâre too cute. Can I kiss you again?â
âNo... you mustnâtâmm...â
The words of resistance were so feeble; the delicate struggling melted almost instantly beneath that searing, domineering kiss.
The warm candlelight flickered, casting two figures pressed together, leaning into each other.
âWhat are you working on? Busy?â
When the passionate kiss ended, Muen gently tucked a stray lock behind the girlâs ear.
âHmph, at least you know Iâm busy.â
Liya twisted his waist; in the instant he hissed with pain, she slipped from his arms as nimbly as a mermaid and went to the desk beside them.
Her perky hips swayed beneath the fitted nightdressâirresistibly tempting.
Muen followed and saw the golden sheets spread across the desk.
âThis is...â
âHoly Wordsâtext copied with Holy Light. On the day of my succession ceremony, theyâll float into the sky with my recitation so all the believers in the Holy City can see. It counts as a kind of miracle I, the new Saintess, call down.â
âI see.â
Muen nodded, then slid his arm around Liyaâs waist again.
âI told you I have to copy these now.â
Liya glared at him, cheeks puffed, and scolded:
âLet go.â
âNo need. You continue.â
Muen pressed closer, whispering at her ear:
âYou copy those; Iâll copy you.â
â?â
Liya tilted her head, a cute look of confusion.
Muen shook his head and smiled. âNothingâjust a hometown saying. Donât mind it.â
âHmph~â
Liya turned back, ready to continue copying the Holy Words.
But the moment she picked up the pen, her little hand trembledâand she couldnât copy another stroke.
Because that bad manâs salty-pig hand had already slipped beneath the hem of her nightdress.
âNo, you canât~â
âWhat canât you do? I wonât distract you.â
âThe Holy Words require channeling Holy Light. I canât let my mind wander... mm.â
âYou donât need to wander. Come onâfocus.â
â...Mmm... how am I supposed to focus like this...â
Provoked at all her most sensitive points, Liya couldnât help letting sweet sounds spill from her pink lips. Her waist dipped and lifted, meeting that bad manâs rhythm.
Without noticing, she sank deeper and deeper.
The candle dimmed and brightened, jumping again and againâso did those two shadows.
Clatter, clatter.
The desk was jumping too, as were the golden sheetsâsilent, destined to ascend into the sky under the gaze of all believers as a miracle bestowed by the Saintessâyet perhaps carelessly stained by a drop or two of holy fluid.
âBad man...â
At the height of battle, just as they were about to touch the clouds, Liya fought to claw back a shred of clarity.
She knew if they kept playing that wayâyes, it was thrillingâbut all her work tonight would likely be for nothing.
So she suddenly turned, pushed that bad man down onto the bed, and bit his firm chest and shoulder, her voice soft and coy:
âQuick... quick and decisive.â
âThat I canât control.â
Muen blinked; his salty-pig hand instinctively cupped those snowy peaks as he grinned wickedly:
âDepends on you.â
âMm... I... how do I...â
âYou on top?â
â...No.â
Liyaâs face flushed scarlet.
That positionâhow could she do that right in front of Muen...
âWhatâs wrong with it? Havenât you done it before?â
âI-I havenât!â
âReally? Donât tell me when I was unconscious, you didnât...â
âMm... you really are a bad man.â
Seeing that if she didnât comply, Muen looked ready to torment her all night again, Liya finally gave in to this bad man and obediently settled atop him.
It wasnât the first time, so she wasnât exactly clumsy.
After that, with the bedframe trembling, Muen learned for the first time what âlofty mountains,â âtowering waves,â and âthe earth shakes and the mountains swayâ truly meant.
As they grew more and more in sync, Muen, too, sank fully into itâuntil...
âBeep, beep, beep, beep.â
âMm? Whatâs that sound?â
âS-sounds like my sound-transmission stone.â
âIgnore it.â
â...â
âBeep, beep, beep, beep.â
âBeep, beep, beep, beep.â
âBeep, beep, beep, beep, beep.â
âTchâwho is it, so annoying.â
âI... Iâll take a look...â
In the candlelight, the two figuresânow forming an inverted Tâfinally paused. A sweat-dewed jade hand reached out over the edge of the bed, rummaged through the scattered clothing for a long while, and finally found the stone.
Liya sensed it brieflyâthen the pretty face that had been drowning in pleasure suddenly cleared a great deal.
âTh-this frequencyâitâs Ariel!â
âOh... Ariel, huh? Let herâwait, Ariel?â
Just as he was about to be naughty, Muen froze. He and Liya stared at each other for a beat, both faces going a little pale.
He looked at himself, then at Liya.
Finally he looked at the sound-transmission stone in Liyaâs handâand suddenly understood the situation.
On the other end of the stone was the original bookâs protagonist, the heaven-favored chosen one with surging combat powerâAriel.
On this end was her childhood friendâone of the heroines she wanted to bend and capture.
And beneath this childhood friend lay himâthe yellow-haired villain ordained by the bookâcompletely naked.
This setup... why did it feel... so badass.
...
...
âHello... hello? Is that you, Ariel?â
The familiar voice from the stone sent the Ariel on the other end into rapture.
It connectedâshe actually got through!
âLiya, itâs me!â
Ariel gripped the stone. âItâs Ariel.â
âAh... Ariel... you finally made it out of the forest... thatâs wonderful... mm...â
âThatâs right, I got out! A whole monthâso much happened, you... hm?â
With her longed-for childhood friend on the line, Ariel had endless things to sayâbut she pressed them down for the moment.
Because she suddenly realizedâdidnât Liyaâs voice on the other side sound a bit... off?
âLiya? What... are you doing right now? Why does your voice sound a little strange, and your breathing so rushed?â
âAh... I... Iâm exercising.â
âExercising?â
Ariel glanced up at the sky with a strange look.
âThis late?â
âY-yes. I heard exercising before bed works... better. Iâve gotten fat lately, so...â
âHonestly, I keep telling you to stop eating so many little cakes, but you never listen. You big milk-cow must have put on weight again.â
Ariel sighed in exasperation and amusement, hands on her hips, then asked:
âSo what exercise are you doing to end up this winded?â
âI... Iâm... Iâm doing squats...â
On the other end, Liyaâs voice seemed to grow even more breathless.
âThatâs rightâsquats...â